They are all red but they give me the blues..

I bought new shoes to walk around Europe today.

no birkenstocks yet ladies, sorry.

They squeak (anyone want to guess on how long it took me to figure out how to spell the word squeak?). I HATE shoes that squeak, and they sure as hell didn’t do that in the store. I would go return them, but now I’ve spent so much time trying to spell the word squeak that I feel like I’m going crazy indoors and I want to go for a walk with my new shoes. Also they are red. I feel like fucking Ronald McDonald, because I’m sure his shoes make noises too.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I’ll take my McDonalds shoes to the beach in hopes of making them sandy enough that they look more like runners and less like clown shoes. Tata!